Jordy Clopp sings during language arts
Mark Twain ain’t got nothing for me
Nothing about Huck Finn is going to do it
Because I’m stuck on some girl
She’s got my mind in a whirl
I’ve got no thoughts left for Mark Twain
Not today
Mark Twain don’t get my time
She’s getting all of mine
Not some guy who don’t got much to say
At least not to me
Not today
Not Mark Twain
I don’t want to hear about no life on the Mississippi
Not no story about two guys on a raft
Not some rich snob doing the old switcheroo with a bum
Not anything about how fun it is to paint a fence
Not today
No way
Mark Twain
My girl’s getting my time
And there ain’t none left for your kind
So get back on that steamboat
And head home
Mark Twain
I don’t need you around bothering me
Not today