kick it down the hall
kiss it goodbye
mail it to your enemies with no return address
piss it down the shower drain
pluck it out and chuck it away
burn it with the autumn leaves
put it in the top of a dandelion and blow
shred it to bits along with the junk mail
toss it out the window while you’re driving on the freeway
beat it until it doesn’t make a sound
cram it into a bomb with the fuse lit
jack it into the upper deck with a 34oz Louisville Slugger
steal its wife
flip it the bird
slit its throat
but whatever you do
don’t invite it back to your place
after dinner
or on some Wednesday afternoon
when you’ve been at the bar drinking all morning
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